JONAS

Jonas Yummies Collection for $5000 on eBay AGE(est): 33, SEX: Male, ORIGIN: Earth Its not even funny this guy is such a loser he's collected toys and games for 1000 years and is declared insane by like the space government or something. His speech patters are odd and erratic and hard to follow (not really...) and he unironicaly says "yummies" and "methinks". It's a mix of chuuni-speak and regular dumbass shit and its just so moe This 33 year old man doesn't know what the hell he's even talking about the old fashioned way. He is really creepy too but I can't talk about that here becos the space feds might get me. Also he's fucking ugly